Rihanna Goes Undercover in London With Wool Coat and Booty Shorts

It feels like Rihanna is trying to go incognito while out in London, what with the spy-like shades and the barely there shorts.

Shh, you guys! Rihanna is trying to enjoy some discreet downtime in England so she's leaving her hotel in disguise.

"Pish posh," you say. "That low-key outfit could belong to anyone!"

We know, we know: Between the way-discreet sunglasses, the nearly invisible lipstick, the modest shorts and leopard-print boots—which, we're sure, are totally about camouflage—it's nearly impossible to tell there's even a person there at all!

Yet sources deep inside the Ri-Ri camp confirm that this is, indeed, the singer. But maybe we shouldn't be pointing this out. Clearly, this is a person hoping to pass through the streets of London unnoticed.