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Right about now there are 12,000 Web sites cackling about how Sharon Stone's "keeping young" by parading around in thongs while with her boy-toy throws handfuls of jarred peas from his high chair.
Those people are just darned mean. We are sure that Stone, who is 54, and her man, a 27-year-old model named Martin Mica, have a totally deep connection and spend their nights reading the Bible and flipping through Smith & Noble catalogs looking for custom window treatments.
And maybe shopping for pre-schools. For their future children.