You know what the Honey Boo Boo household really needed? Another loud, undisciplined mouth to feed that constantly skirts the border between adorable and obnoxious.
Good news little piglet! You won't get eaten unless you get run over first. Or if June's couponing hits a rough patch. Or if the ratings start to slide. Or if the producers…actually, you should probably get to work on your Slop Bucket list sooner rather than later.