Here Comes Honey Boo Boo...in Spanish!
In addition to her pageant skills and delivery of snappy one-liners, 6-year-old Alana Thompson, star of TLC's controversial breakout reality hit Here Comes Honey Boo, has yet another dazzling talent to add to her resume: She can speak Spanish!
In a clip from tonight's new episode, Alana shows off her prowess of the Spanish language, while her mother June hints that the family's pet pig (and Alana's BFF) Glitzy may not be long for the Thompson household...
"Me gusta Glitzy!" the former Toddler & Tiaras star says in the clip, before saying "My name is Alana" in Spanglish. Five points for effort, kiddo! And in case you weren't sure what language she was speaking, Alan clarifies, "I'm talking in Spanish. Oh my door-nut!" At least, that's what we think she says.
Someone not saying "Me gusta Glitzy"? June, who is growing tired of the pig's sleeping habits. "It hollered at 5:30 this morning wanting to eat. Hello, I'm asleep. I ain't got time to feed your ass," she says. "But if I didn't, it would have hollered from 5:30 to 10 o'clock." Oh, and there was a burp in the middle of that sentence. We wish we were kidding.
Still, Alana thinks her pet pig will be her secret weapon at an upcoming pageant. "We're going to be the prettiest girls at the pageant," Alana tells a tiara-wearing Glitzy. "There's no way we can't win 'cause I got me a pig."
P.S. Can we discuss the sign "Kuntry Stoe" for a second? Actually, words fail us when it comes to that sign. We just wanted to point it out. Some people miss it. Don't be one of those people.
Your date with the apocalypse airs tonight at 10 p.m. on TLC.