"Poor is the man whose pleasures depend on the permission of another." -Madonna
Even Madonna would probably require a few swigs of Concord Grape Manischewitz to command the dance floor like Shaun Sperling did here, at his 1992 Bar Mitzvah. To celebrate the speed-reading of his Torah portion, he pushed through a sea of shoulder pads and Looney Tunes ties just to bust out this spot-on Vogue-ing spectacular. And true to Madonna, he even pushed the envelope by performing the whole thing in trousers.
…whereas these days, with a month's notice, you can actually book Madonna.