Hmmm...Madonna's probably just going to lie low for her birthday, don't you think? Yeah, right.
The singer is celebrating turning 54 today, and if she's the Madonna we all know and love, this sassy lady is going to do something worth remembering.
Between showing off her goodies, getting booed and dealing with threats in Moscow, Madonna has had her fair share of controversy lately, but hopefully her special day won't consist of anything too troublesome.
Whether she spends an intimate evening with her kids, Lourdes, Rocco, David and Mercy, rocking out with fans onstage or doing something we'll all hear about the next morning, this singer definitely deserves a night to remember.
And, well, we know one person who probably won't be part of the festivities (whatever they may be).