How much you wanna bet Pippa Middleton wasn't wearing Chanel when she stepped onto the red carpet for the premiere of Shadow Dancer in London last night?
The 28-year-old royal in-law didn't bring a date, but wore an outfit that even Karl Lagerfeld would be hard-pressed to admit wasn't a stunner: a curve-hugging black dress with white lace cap-sleeve paneling on top, perfectly showing off her deep tan and long chestnut locks.
And yes, it showed off her most famous of, um, assets. The one which the cantankerous fashion designer reportedly declared not only her best side, but the only side Pippa should show.
Preferably as she walks away from his rude fashionisto self.