Kristen Stewart's cheating scandal and the Olympics went head to head again when it came down to hot topics in entertainment news this week.
And while a Brad Pitt-Angelina Jolie wedding (possibly this weekend?) may be the only thing that could take over that reign, there were, believe it or not, other things happening in and around Hollywood as well (hello, baby Penelope's debut).
Check out our rundown of all the entertainment news from the last seven days.
PENNY FOR YOUR THOUGHTS: Kourtney Kardashian presented her baby girl, Penelope, to the world. Khloé Kardashian Odom, for one, is a big fan of her new niece. (Sienna Miller and Molly Sims debuted their babies, too, but—FYI—you batted way more eyes at little Miss Disick.)
STATE OF AFFAIRS: His stay in Ojai behind him, Robert Pattinson is headed to New York next week to talk about Cosmpolis, though everyone watching him will be thinking about Kristen Stewart. Meanwhile, the "non-person"-averse Gold's Gym member isn't letting anyone in on her plans for the near future...Liberty Ross and Rupert Sanders spent at least a few minutes in each other's company, but the director's model missus has ceased wearing her wedding ring...Breaking Dawn 2 director Bill Condon weighed in on the whole sordid situation.
WEDDING BELLS: Natalie Portman tied the knot in a rather conservative gown with her great Black Swan love, Benjamin Millepied...Stanley Tucci quietly married Felicity Blunt, Emily's sister...Rumors continued to fly that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie could tie the knot this weekend.
ROYAL FLUSH: Kate Middleton, Prince William and Prince Harry continued to be the real stars of Team Great Britain, which is at fourth place in the medal standings but has more gold than third-place Russia. Just as the monarchy likes it. The Duchess of Cambridge was spotted cheering on Great Britain as the women's field hockey team took home their first medal—a bronze—in 20 years!
THE NEW GIRL: Michael Phelps has a lady in his life—aspiring model-actress Megan Rossee—but they're not joined at the hip just yet. Phelps' swimming teammate Ryan Lochte was also spotted coupled up, leaving Guy Ritchie's pub, the Punchbowl, with a mystery lady Thursday.
BABY SHOWER: Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler welcomed their first child, son Camden Jack...Jen Schefft and husband Joe Waterman welcomed their first child, daughter Charlotte Grace Waterman...Brandon Routh and Courtney Ford also welcomed their first child, son Leo James
BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS: The U.S. women's gymnastics team, affectionately known as the "Fierce Five," landed on the front of their own Kellogg's corn flakes box.
SCREEN PLAY: Kristen Stewart shakes her groove thang in the On the Road trailer...Joss Whedon returning to write and direct the Avengers sequel...Ben Affleck on the wish list to direct Justice League...Another glimpse of Jennifer Aniston, prostitute, in We're the Millers...Justin Timberlake and Clint Eastwood hit it out of the park in the Trouble With the Curve trailer...Paul Rudd and Leslie Mann age uncomfortably in the This Is 40 trailer...Meta Golding will play Enobaria in Catching Fire, for which Jennifer Lawrence will make at least $10 million...Watch Robert Pattinson bed-hop in Bel Ami...Osama bin Laden is toast in the Zero Dark Thirty trailer...Baz Luhrmann's 3-D Great Gatsby remake pushed back to summer 2013...Dark Knight Rises stomped Total Recall at the box office last weekend.
MUSICAL NOTES: Kanye West's "Perfect Bitch" is apparently about Kim Kardashian...Johnny Depp jammed with Aerosmith at the Hollywood Bowl...Lindsay Lohan will be in Lady Gaga's next video ("The Fame Monster Surveys the Damage"?)...The surviving Monkees are planning a reunion tour...Bobbi Kristina Brown remembered mom Whitney Houston on what would have been her 49th birthday...Elton John has made a new career of feuding with Madonna.
LAW & DISORDER: Beastie Boys sued Monster Energy...Rick Springfield pleaded no contest to reckless driving...Elton John sued the Times of London...Bill O'Reilly and Greta Van Susteren sued for defamation...Jennifer Lopez accused her former chauffeur of extortion in a lawsuit...LAPD investigating alleged death threats against Ellen Page...John Travolta filed a scathing responseto the cruise ship employee who accused him of bad behavior...Jessica Simpson's dad, Joe, was taken into custody on suspicion of driving under the influence.
HOSPITAL CORNER: Ryan Buell of A&E's Paranormal State is battling pancreatic cancer...Amy Winehouse's ex-husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, is in a coma at a London hospital after an alleged overdose, though his mother says he has a lung infection...Bob Hoskins reveals he has Parkinson's disease, retires from acting...Michael Clarke Duncan still hospitalized after serious heart attack but out of intensive care.
FASHIONABLY GREAT: Lady Gaga couldn't wait to show off her September cover of Vogue...Lady Gaga looked a little less avant-garde in a Vera Wang wedding dress...Zac Efron looks ready to cut footloose in his new ad for John John Denim...Miley Cyrus debuted a short blond bob!
GRATUITOUS NUDITY: Miranda Kerr leaves her boots on for Harper's Bazaar...Kate Upton's jewelry stays in the picture for Contributor magazine...Alessandra Ambrosio gets to keep her shorts and Ashton Kutcher for South American fashion line Colcci...Lady Gaga didn't need to be naked, she just was while making out with Taylor Kinney.
FUN IN THE SUN: Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis vacationed in Bali together...Khloé and Kim Kardashian went boating in bikinis...Kim took the party underwater...Joanna Krupa's bikini top started to get away from her in Santa Monica...Kate Hudson tied on an aqua bikini in Florida...Scott Disick and son Mason showed off their abs at the beach.