We'll try to keep this short so you may resume staring.
Miranda Kerr stripped down to her birthday suit for a new photo spread appearing in the latest issue of Harper's Bazaar wearing nothing more than a pair of sexy thigh-high boots.
Sure, we could sit here and extract a bunch of quotes from the supermodel's interview with the mag where she talks about things like her career, diet, motherhood, blah, blah, blah.
But why should we waste your time with all that when we know why you clicked into this post in the first place, right?
OK. As you were.