Now that Jennifer and Justin have announced their engagement, we're even MORE determined to throw them the WEDDING OF THEIR (OUR) DREAMS!*
After all, we've already hired the finest experts to help with this monumental event...from culinary wizard Ted Nugent to hot glue gun guru Shangela from RuPaul's Drag Race! Jillian Reynolds will keep you posted with live updates, as comedian Doug Benson arranges an aromatic, Amsterdam-inspired bouquet…and all under the direction of America's favorite wedding planner, Kevin Lee--whom we've ALREADY PAID IN FULL!! Led by Joel, officiated by Mankini, and somehow involving Giuliana Rancic, this is sure to be the most significant event of our lives!
*These two events may or may not coincide.
Remember, NOTHING can stop this wedding…not even the people involved.
RSVP at facebook.com/thesoup