Of course you do, you're only human, and the answer is…all black.
Because, you know, it's a slimming color and, like all good couples, Kimye gets their fitness on together. They then follow it up with some intense bed lounging where they bask in the glow of pumping endorphins and toned quads.
Did we mention their post-workouts also include a camera crew and 2012 MTV Video Music Awards host Kevin Hart?
"So excited to share the MTV VMAs commercial Kanye and I shot with Kevin Hart!!!" Kim blogged. "How funny!? We had such a fun time shooting the commercial together! What do you guys think? Xo"
That's right, folks, this is a promo for the 2012 MTV Video Music Awards and not, as we'd hoped, the beginning of a very sexy episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians.
On the bright side, it looks like Kimye's worked out enough that we've earned ourselves a box of Oreos. That's how fitness works, right? We burn calories just by looking at hot couples?
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