Will Ferrell is a tween at heart.
In fact, the 45-year-old Campaign star is absolutely distraught over the recent troubles in Twilight-land. Thursday night on Conan, the funnyman hysterically broke down over the scandal.
When O'Brien tried to reassure Ferrell that everything would be OK, he fired back, "It's not going to be fine, ever. What they had was so special, you don't even know! You would never know!"
"She's a trampire," he said sobbing. "That's what she is."
Ferrell also took a dig at the 22-year-old actress earlier this week during his MTV tr3s appearance, saying she's "on my sh-tlist."
According to him, Stewart ruined "what was Camelot, what was going to be modern-day Camelot," with her "momentary indiscretion" with director Rupert Sanders.
He also managed to work the scandal into a Morning Joe appearance last Friday:
"It's awful. Rob Pattinson moved out. He moved out. Yes, it's important. I don't care what's going on in Syria. This is what's happening here," he lamented. "She made out with a director—the director's married…Rob Pattinson said, 'That's enough.' It's a sin."
K.Stew apologized to Rob already, but maybe she should also be saying sorry to Ferrell. He's clearly pretty upset about the whole thing.