In the Closet: Which Carmen Is Better?

Do you like your Carmen good or evil?

Here are two completely contrasting outfits donned by Carmen Electra, cheap nookie goddess, while in Rome promoting her latest masterpiece, Disaster Movie. As for the flick itself, the title says all you need to know. We kinda love it when movies come out later in the rest of the world than in the States—it’s like we can stare into the future and know which movies aren’t worth the plane fare to Europe to promote.

Anyway, at the film’s photo call, Carm almost looks elegant in a high-waisted pencil skirt and ruffly halter. She could be the sexy substitute teacher at a prep school, fer sure; would she do ya after class? Duh!

But at the premiere, gal’s far more obviously whored herself out in Barbie pink and barely any clothing on her knockers. So CE ain’t known to be the most conservative gal in H'wood, we get it, but we prefer her displaying her sexuality a lot more subtly than giving the goods to everyone who crosses her path; is that so wrong?

Although you still look fab at 36, you’re not getting any younger, hon. Dress with some grace—ya did it once, we’re certain you can do it again. Then again, what do ya have to lose? You’re starring in Disaster Movie. Forget everything we said—dress up in all the hooker-type gear ya want!

—Additional sass by Becky Bain