Let's hope Mariah can sustain her signature coherence once required to shake the bangles of her judgment in front of "20 zillion cameras" on American Idol. Thanks to Gawker we have a masterfully compressed preview of what to expect…including a translator who speaks in "Glitter."

If you're not satisfied with Mariah's performance, go ahead and treat yourself the Tiered Crinkle Chiffon Skirt. At least you'll go to sleep knowing that decision includes a 30 day money back guarantee.  

via Gawker

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