Eva's Tummy Not So Tricky

Is Eva L.P. pregnant? Our spy says there's a bump burgeoning

Sure, Eva Longoria Parker's been playing fuller for Desperate Housewives, but maybe it's not all just playacting in Ms. L.P.'s life these days?

Despite her fresh denials, the "Is she or isn't she preggers?" debate rages on. And thanks to our wily spy, who just happened to get an eyeful of a naked Eva, chalk another point for the "yes, she friggin' is" camp.

See, Eva-hon recently visited a posh Bev Hills spa, and a caretaker there said it couldn't be more obvious that ELP was relaxing and primping for two. As E sat down, her shirt completely hugged the baby bump that has been growing for months now. "There's no fat there, just baby," dished the lovely groomer.

Guess we understand Eva's reluctance. Don't wanna confirm anything too early in case something goes wrong—heaven forbid. But it's almost time for her to cross that nerve-racking hump and join the H'wood Mommy Club with Marcia Cross 'n' crew. Unless of course she ends up, practically Nicole Kidman style, delivering on some red carpet (don't put it past the publicity-loving broad) before announcing anything. Expect a confirmation sooner rather than later.

—With additional sass by Taryn Ryder