Let's get this out of the way immediately: We are not talking about Anne Hathaway's head. The actress's hair is still as shorn and pixie-like as ever since she bleated her heart out as Fantine for the upcoming Les Misérables.
No, when we speak of Anne sporting Cher's old weave, we're talking about the inexplicable cascade of black fiber swishing around her whole body like Cousin It.
For the record, we're told that no one sold their coif to create this dress. Not even Stella McCartney, the designer credited with making it. If you, too, wish to swan around wearing a second head of hair on your torso, you should know that the dress is part of McCartney's Resort 2013 collection. You're welcome.
Not that Anne's look is all bad. When she stepped out for a visit to the Late Show with David Letterman this week, we liked that she wore an understated nude lip and a pair of unimposing black pumps.
Swish on, Anne, swish on.