On this week's episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, the good news is that Khloé Kardashian-Odom and Lamar Odom are coming home to Los Angeles! Hooray!
The bad news? They're coming back because Lamar was released from the Dallas Mavericks…
"I am back in L.A. and I am trying to coordinate our move back from Dallas," Khloé says. "So, a little bit of a whirlwind! But, you know what, in my family I feel like whirlwinds happen all the time."
While Khloé and her hubby settle back into life in La-La Land, Scott Disick hops on a plane to New York City to take care of the opening of his new restaurant! Oh, and he also has to make an appearance at some girl's Sweet 16 party, natch. Luckily, Rob Kardashian is sent to keep an eye on Scott and make sure he doesn't cause too much trouble.
But Rob isn't the only Kardashian headed to N.Y.C., because the rest of the fam plans to go and support their man Scott too! Everyone except for Khloé that is…
"I literally just got back to L.A. and I'm being asked to go to New York for Scott's restaurant opening," Khloé says. "But what my family doesn't get is I'm going through a million different emotions in my head."
You know who else is filled with emotions? Bruce Jenner, who feels that he's starting to lose the fatherly hold on Kendall and Kylie Jenner that he's become accustomed to. "I've been raising kids for 33 years," Bruce says. "I think it's toughest with the last two, Kendall and Kylie. Now that they're driving, I don't see them as much, they don't talk to me as much and that's tough on a dad."
However, Bruce's luck takes a turn when Kendall's tire is low on air. Know what that means? The girls need their dad!
"I think it's weird that my dad put my car in the shop without even asking me," Kendall says, "and it's frustrating knowing that I'm not going to have my car for a few days."
But what's frustrating for Kendall is icing on Bruce's cake. "This is kinda just like the old days," Bruce says. "I can remember carpooling you kids to preschool."
Meanwhile, in N.Y.C., Rob feels like he's babysitting Scott—who starts drinking before the Sweet 16 and even goes so far as to crash a bachelorette party.
"We aren't even to the party yet and Scott's on a table at this girl's bachelorette party pretending like he's a stripper," Rob says. "This is exactly the type of behavior and why he should not be hosting some little girl's Sweet 16."
Once the two arrive to the party, though, Rob figures out a way to keep tabs on his man Scott.
"Rob felt that it was extremely necessary to come up with a code name," Scott says. "Anytime he says it, I need to check myself and realize that I was about to do something a little outlandish."
Just as an FYI—the code word was "Red Eagle," and it got dropped when Scott took shots, danced inappropriately with Rob, rapped a birthday song, and asked the birthday girl, Ashna, if her friends were trying to get their drink on. Whoops! But them's the breaks when you ask Scott to be the MC at your birthday, right?
But by the end of the night, Scott starts to realize that he's about to have a little girl with his lady Kourtney Kardashian and reality sinks in.
"I'm pretty positive that when my daughter arrives in this world I will do anything to make her happy," Scott says. "I think there's a lot of things I need to change about myself, to make me a great father, especially to a daughter, and I want to work on those things now."
Speaking of great father's…Kendall and Kylie wise up to Bruce's plan of trying to drive them around forever and they decide to confront their dad.
"I miss carpooling you guys," Bruce says as to why he didn't tell them the car was ready sooner. Awww, Bruce!
"Even though Kendall and I are teenagers, and we kinda wanna do our own thing sometimes, it doesn't mean we love our dad any less," Kylie says. The girls hug their dad and even ask him for a ride to pick up their car! All is right in the Kardashian kingdom!
Almost, that is, because Kim Kardashian and Kourtney decide to do some confronting of their own, and show up at Khloé and Lamar's house to do just that.
"You put too much pressure on yourself to be everything," Kourtney tells Khloé.
"You're officially an Odom," Kim adds.
Oh, boy, those are fighting words, ladies!
"You two are calling me out?" Khloé says. "Kim, your system hasn't really worked and Kourtney, you and your boyfriend don't even sleep in the same room anymore. So, I have to do what's best for me and my marriage."
And for Khloé, that means leaving the conversation entirely. "Guess what? I am an Odom," Khloé says as she walks away. "Bye Kardashians!"
Will the Kardashian girls be able to stop fighting? Will Scott's restaurant open without a hitch?
Tune in to an all new episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians on Monday, July 9 at 9 p.m. only on E! to find out!