Can you really celebrate Independence Day without a dose of Courtney Stodden?
We thought not.
And that's exactly why we're giving you a glimpse of the 17-year-old bride's, um, patriotic photo shoot…to celebrate the Fourth of July.
Waving the American flag, Stodden flaunts her assets, sporting a camouflage bikini top, miniskirt and sky-high platform stilettos.
Because really….what else do you wear to barbeques and fireworks shows?
"Who's ready for the 4th? I definitely am! ;) xxx," Stodden tweeted Tuesday morning.
As if her outfit didn't say that already.