Female in the White House? Forget About It. Period

Brooke Hogan won't be voting for a woman in November. Or anyone, for that matter

As every right-thinking American can tell you, there are 12 monthly reasons why a woman should not be president. Can’t find a right-thinking American? Look no further than Brooke Hogan, who allegedly Knows Best. A small part of that burden of knowledge is revealed here, as the Hogie sand witch opines on how a period would turn a female ruler into a moody, PMS-ridden shrew. And Brooke, by the way, is “not into” voting. No matter when in November that, like, happens.