Matthew McConaughey and New Wifey Melt Our Eyeballs With Their Hotness at Magic Mike Premiere

These newlyweds must still be on their honeymoon, or they're just super hot, but either way we cannot handle the heat coming off of these two! Dayum!

You may notice some heat distortion on the edges of this photo. That's not our fault.

When you're dumb enough to bring overpriced electronic imaging equipment within a mile of newlyweds Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves—you may as well be trying to photograph the sun. Up close.

In fact, all of our cameras melted into a useless puddle of plastic and silicon 30 seconds after this photo was taken...

And not just because these two are looking so molten hot.

Yep, that's the 42-year-old Texas boy cleanin' up real nice in a tuxedo while Alves opts for a shift dress decked out with blue sequins that play perfectly off of her beachy-styled, loose hair.

But adding to the heat factor was the occasion itself: The premiere of the male-stripper flick Magic Mike. You know, Magic Mike? That movie where Joe Manganiello, Channing Tatum and Alex Pettyfer doff their clothes and run around half-naked in skivvies while their muscles glisten in the...

Oh, sorry, we've got to go. Another one of our cameras just exploded.