Breaking news, y'all: Jessica Simpson is walking and she's got her twins in tow.
Yes, Jess recently gave birth to a baby girl with the unfortunate name of Maxwell Drew Johnson, but the singer and entrepreneur clearly wants the world to know about her other pair of girls. Now, these two may not be able to earn her nearly $1 million from People magazine, but Jess is gonna bust ‘em out anyway...
The 31-year-old debuted her mommy knockers over Twitter, adding, "Just taking a walk around the block. Street legal?"
This may be the last time we get treated to fiancé Eric Johnson's favorite body part, at least, at that ginormous size—Simpson is on a highly-publicized diet plan as part of a partnership with Weight Watchers.