• Is Britney on the hunt for a Broadway role to make her stage debut? Also, her music video is set to premiere this Friday, and a few stills previewed during Desperate Housewives.
• Matt Damon made an appearance in the Miami triathlon this weekend, where he participated in the running portion of the race as a member of a relay team along with his stepfather.
• Amy Winehouse's nose has been abused so much, it's falling apart. Luckily, Scientology has stepped in to save the day.
• Believe it or not, Hilary Duff is still making new music.
• Paris wants get started on her family "soon, maybe a year or two." That should give us all plenty of time to prepare.
• David Spade sent a text to Heather Locklear to make sure everything's all cool, because that's the kind of caring dude he is.