Penélope Cruz Wears Thigh-High Slit to L.A. Premiere of To Rome With Love, Makes Monochrome Sexy

The Spanish actress looked all kinds of muy caliente in a toga-inspired Michael Kors gown with matching nude sandals and clutch...

By Leslie Gornstein Jun 15, 2012 6:15 PMTags
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Open letter to Miley Cyrus: If you're gonna wear a skirt with a slit higher than the ozone layer, there's a right way and a wrong way.

We'll spell this out for you in case you're too distracted shopping for penis-shaped wedding cakes—look to Penélope Cruz, Miley, look to the Cruz.

Behold the 38-year-old Spanish rose as she graces the Los Angeles Film Festival in a floor length Michael Kors gold jackpot...

Proving that, no, Rihanna, a monochrome look doesn't have to be a desperate look!

The To Rome With Love star gilded her outfit with head-to-toe gold, including a burnished belt, matching earrings and bracelet, strappy, bronzy shoes and a shiny 24-carat clutch.

Now that is an ensemble to treasure.