Kanye West has used a lot of creative words to describe himself over the years, but he's no dummy.
"In regards to this 'story' that Kanye posted and then took down intimate pictures on his Twitter account: TOTALLY FALSE. Laughably so," a rep for the rapper said in a statement to E! News.
So where did people get the idea that West tweeted—then immediately deleted—a photo of an in-the-buff Kim Kardashian eating what appears to be room service in the first place?
"This phantom tweet never occurred on his account," West's rep continued.
"This is obviously the desperate, sad act of someone seeking to gain media exposure by exploiting Kanye's notoriety. Kanye doesn't even know this person, has never seen this picture, and hasn't been on his Twitter account for a day. It's a shame that in our media culture, the rampant spread of this kind of irresponsible 'reporting' occurs with such regularity and with such impunity."
See what happens when celebs neglect their Twitter pages for even a day?
Meanwhile, the woman who's actually in the woman-eating-naked pic, porn star Amia Miley, has spent the morning offering up proof (back dimple piercings, anyone?) that she is, in fact, the model in question. Apparently, not all flesh aficionados are convinced.
"I can't believe how even after the proof has been presented, there's still a few who are stuck on stupid..congrats, you're special," Miley tweeted.