AP Photo/Peter Kramer• Uh-oh. Did Catherine Zeta-Jones get an early preview of Lindsay Lohan's self-tanner line?
• David Spade explains how he lands so many hot ladies despite being David Spade: "I think my only trick is be normal and kind of have your s--t together. And be consistent and reliable. Just not a flake. Really, the thing is, not to be a superflake. Don't be an asshole. Don't be supercocky. Don't be a show-off."
• Miley Cyrus takes a page from LiLo's Guide to Confirming but Not Really Confirming Your Relationship publicity handbook with this Bic tattoo: "JG + MC = Heart."
• Anne Hathaway saves the real answers about her ex for Good Morning America.
• If that Leonardo DiCaprio voting PSA gave you a severe case of STFU Hollywood!, then this one from The Colbert Report is the perfect antidote.