Hey, A.T.ers, Ted's in and out for the rest of the week as he's on vacay in New Yawk, so I'm helping pick up some of the goss slack (two words that sound truly repulsive together, ew) while he enjoys himself back East. Fret not, you won't be able to miss him much...

It's time for an extra-special dose of Teddy's face—and more—in Truth, Lies & Ted!

Is Tyra Banks turning sweet? Are Linds and Sam still in their honeymoon phase? And which Entourage guy is completely petrified of Sarah Palin? Click above to find out all the answers and to encounter the biggest asshole ever to come our way (quite literally).