"This is such a waste."
—Top hanger-on to one of my fave divas (just like witches, darlings, there are good ones and bad ones), Whitney Houston, and the insufferable delays to her reported "comeback" and long-anticipated next album. Like, come on, Whit, Britney's gonna have 2,567 career relaunches by the time you come out with your second. 'Course, look at the product, I know, I know, big diff, but get off your ass, please. What are you doing? (Don't wanna tell you what some folks tell me you're doing, babe.)