Michael Fassbender's manhood: the full-frontal gift that keeps on giving.
The Shame star's now famous junk made an impromptu appearance last night at Spike TV's Guys Choice Awards in L.A.
Read on for all the rowdy details from last night's event...
"It's amazing actually to be standing on stage with these American heroes," Timberlake said in his acceptance speech. "As some of you know I'm usually a wiseass, but in all seriousness, I can tell you receiving this award from our troops is seriously one of the greatest honors that I or any American could receive."
"He's a genuine person," De Santis told us. "There's no doubt in my mind [he deserves this award]."
Now back to Fassbender's manhood. One of the funniest moments of the night came when Parks and Recreation star Nick Offerman joked about banning Fassbender's junk from the media while a freeze frame of the Irish actor naked was shown on a jumbo screen. "Our women saw it, and they will never unsee it," Offerman joked before adding he hopes to ban his manhood "for the rest of his onscreen career."
Meanwhile, in the backstage VIP lounge, A-listers like Mark Wahlberg, Matthew McConaughey and Channing Tatum hung out while mingling. Mila Kunis and Jeremy Renner chatted while Rock of Ages costars Malin Akerman and Julianne Hough sipped drinks and watched the show.
Emma Stone enjoyed champagne before heading onstage to accept her Hot and Sexy award. "You guys are idiots," she said. "I'm neither hot nor sexy." Other winners included Scarlett Johansson, Adam Sandler Kate Upton, Will Ferrell and Brad Pitt.
(The Guys Choice Awards airs Saturday, June 9, 2012, at 9 p.m. ET/PT on Spike TV.)