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From fizzyizzysoda: does joel have a catch phrase? his own original 1?
Yes he does, and he says it all the time. It’s, “Now that’s what I call a sandwich!”

From sparetire21: do you think its possible that mr.t is gay?
We don’t know. Do you want to know because you’re gay and are hoping he is, too? Do you find yourself attracted to Mr. T? We sure wish you the best in your romantic pursuits, and either way, a boy can dream, so keep fantasizing, sparetire. At least that way, you won’t have your heart broken, like all those other times...

From shppingk6: what is this? what qustion do i ask?
How about, “which way is the light switch?”

From josegarcia928: How can I take Joels job? Or at least get one there, if givin the chance I'll have people laughing there asses off and celebrities throwing eggs at your office in no time! Get back at me.
OK, this is us getting back at you, Jose. Or should we say, Mr. Ass Laugher Offer?! If your unique brand of humor actually can induce famous people to throw eggs at our office, you may stand a good chance of taking Joel’s job. So far, all he’s been able to do is get Bindi Irwin to wing canned hams at the office, and because she’s so small, she really can’t chuck them past the parking lot. And a canned ham can really dent a Ferrari, the car of choice for most of the Soup staff.    

From halagirl121: does joel actually enjoy watching the shows he trashes?
Of course he does. He also loves trashing the shows he watches, which is sort of a funny twist on your question.

From ordinary_gurl: the band Fall Out Boy has used Spagetti Cat in the new video for "I Don't Care". You can find the link for it on their website:3 http://www.falloutboyrock.com/ (It is not on the iTunes version.)
Thanks for the heads-up. We’ll be forwarding this information to Spaghetti Cat’s crack legal team. Spaghetti Cat is extremely protective of his copyrighted image and the unauthorized use of it. With any luck, Fall Out Boy will be destroyed by a severely protracted court case and tremendous legal fees. That will teach those punks.