Albert L. Ortega/Getty Images, KaveinMAzur/Getty imagesUsually, when you’re the one throwing the party, you foot the bill. Not so with this year’s spoiled little princess Miley Cyrus, who's charging fans $250 a pop to partake in her Sweet 16 festivities at Disneyland. Think spending hundreds of bucks will even land you some face time with the Mouse House missy? Your kid’ll have to compete with 5,000 other Cyrus obsessives running amok on Sunday. That, and some angry gay crowds on their way out.
This whole weekend long, you might’ve heard, is Gay Days at Disney, where hoards of homos spend a minivacay at the Happiest Place on Earth. Their merriment will be overshadowed by Miley’s big bash (even though her real B-day isn’t till November). Can we count how many wrongs are being committed here? Way to slap your eagerly paying customers in the face, Dis, all for patting your cash-cow tween on the head.
Looks more evident each and every day that M.C.’s on her way to Lohan territory. For L2’s 20th, the park didn’t close, but stayed open way later so that LiLo and her pals could frolick fan-free on all the rides. God forbid a celebrity wait in line! Course, this was all before Lindsay’s current stabilized, Sapphic ways kicked in, when she was still causing a ruckus with supposedly castmember-witnessed questionable behavior and substances. Maybe it’s a good thing they’re shutting the park down with a celebrity precedent like that.
These two babes' bashes aren’t the only times Disneyland was shut down. Elizabeth Taylor had the park all to herself and her guests for her big 6-0 (at her own cost, though). And another infamous day the place didn’t open? 9/11. We’ll leave it up to you to make the comparison between Miley, Lindsay and the most devastating occurrence in American history.
—Additional sass by Becky Bain