NOV. 27, 8PM
Eva Longoria

Darla Khazei,

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You can bet that if you see Eva Longoria wearing a skintight LBD—when is she not?—it's by her gal-pal Victoria Beckham.

The former Desperate Housewives star looked fierce as she stopped by David Letterman in New York wearing a stretch-crepe Spring 2012 dress designed by her BFF, Brian Atwood heels and a twisted updo. Now that Eva's left Wisteria Lane for good, don't think Joan Rivers didn't have something to say about it!

"Rumor has it that everyone hated Teri Hatcher but that's not so," the Fashion Police host joked. "I know an African American woman who worked on the set and who liked her so much, she baked Teri a chocolate pie."

Want more? You've come to the right place! Joan had cracks on Halle Berry's stage mom anger, Christie Brinkley's Lolita-esque look, Lady Gaga's rainbow weave and more!

Click to see all of Joan's jokes that didn't make it on air in our sassy sartorial photo gallery.

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