Wearing a white tube top and pink tutu (shocking), a face-painted Stodden parades the house on all fours and acts out the usual feline activities.
She hisses, purrs, coughs up a hairball (seriously), sizes up other cats, eats Purina and even manages to use the litter box with her stiletto heels on. (What, you thought she'd take those off for this? Yeah, right.)
Of course that's not all that happens, but you'll just have to watch the video to see for yourself.