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What the h-e-double hockey sticks is that, you ask?

Very valid question, but unfortunately, we don't have an answer.

The best we can tell you is Courtney Stodden is up to her usual ways and has released a new YouTube video of herself. This time, she's channeling Hello Kitty, giving us—wait for it—"Hello Courtney."

Wearing a white tube top and pink tutu (shocking), a face-painted Stodden parades the house on all fours and acts out the usual feline activities.

She hisses, purrs, coughs up a hairball (seriously), sizes up other cats, eats Purina and even manages to use the litter box with her stiletto heels on. (What, you thought she'd take those off for this? Yeah, right.)

Of course that's not all that happens, but you'll just have to watch the video to see for yourself.