Rise 'n' Shine: The Consequences of Celebrating Miley's Sweet 16

Disneyland makes a sacrifice in order to give starlet the kind of party they can charge $250 to attend...and more exciting morning linkage

• Tragic news today, as we learn that Disneyland will be closing early on Gay Day to set up for Miley Cyrus' faux-Sweet 16.

• Lindsay and SamRo are hanging out in Mexico, because they're lucky like that.

• Britney in New York update: So far she has avoided hanging out with any strippers and decided not to purchase the $920 pair of Fendi boots. More details to come...

• Sophia Bush joins the Size 2 Club. It's the latest craze sweeping Hollywood—join now before it's too late. All you have to do is tell a magazine or blog about being a size 2.

• The cover for Ali Lohan’s direct-to-DVD movie is pretty awesome. She looks totally pissed to have to waste her time on some R.L. Stine movie when she’s a real star.

• Oh no! Audrina's MySpace mood is a shocked happy face while Lauren's is a disappointed sad face. This is supposed to mean something, apparently...