In a new ad campaign for Popchips, the actor stars as four eclectic characters seeking romance on a fictitious dating site. He also plays himself, a 34-year-old man looking to find Mrs. Right.
The Two and a Half Men star portrays Raj, a Bollywood producer looking for someone "like Kardashian hot"; Nigel, a dreadlocked dude seeking "higher plains of consciousness"; Darl, a feisty Karl Lagerfeld look-alike; and Swordfish, a bearded, bandana-wearing guy who wants "something hot and spicy."
After the four characters introduce themselves, Kutcher himself takes a seat in the interview chair and tells the cameras, "Your waiting room's like a freak show. Are we all in the same category?"