Charlize Theron Jokes About Nip/Tuck Regrets—So What Would She Have Changed?!

Snow White and the Huntsman's evil queen cracks, "If I knew that 3-D was going to be such a big deal, I would have gotten that boob job 10 years ago"

We all agree that Charlize Theron is as close to perfect as anyone is going to get, right?

Well, apparently everyone agrees except Ms. Theron herself. While Queen Charlize was accepting the award for Distinguished Decade of Achievement at the CinemaCon 2012 Awards Show (held at the ritzy Caesars Palace in Las Vegas), she told the crowd how she wished she changed a certain part of her bangin' bod.

So what was it? Grab your 3-D glasses, 'cause it was her...

Boobs! Yep, you heard us right.

"Thanks for giving me an opportunity in an industry that I love so much," Charlize gushed onstage before joking: "And can just say if I knew that 3-D was going to be such a big deal, I would have gotten that boob job 10 years ago."

Puh-lease, Char. We hardly doubt anybody will be critiquing your bra size when Prometheus hits theaters in all its 3-D glory.

But the laughs didn't end there:

"I think we really learn from these stories," Charlize waxed poetically about the theater going experience. "I mean, I learned everything about love, watching Splash. That's why I'm still single, so thanks Tom Hanks and Daryl Hannah for that."

Hmmm. Tell that to Alexander Skarsgård, the fellow blond that Charlize has apparently been getting quite close with lately.

Either way, the babe seems to have found love...with costar Kristen Stewart!