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The CW has some serious inn-sanity lined up for the summer!

The network wants you to spend the season in Miami's South Beach at The Catalina hotel, where you'll get to hang out with their wild, fun-loving staff. OK, so they aren't going to fly you out there or anything, but they are giving you a glimpse into the work-hard play-hard-minded hotel workers lives in its new reality series The Catalina, which we've got an exclusive sneak peek of!

So what can you expect from the new series?

Just how many notable quotables can one 30 second promo give us? Let us count the verbal gems, shall we?!

There's the new bartender's "Nom, nom, nom, nom," the restaurant manager telling her employee, "You're just going to die a moron," (We can already tell she's going to be our favorite) and then there's the hotel's owner telling his staff, "Fat equals fired."

What a loving work environment, right?!

The Catalina debuts Tuesday, May 29 at 8 p.m. on the CW.