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Jessica Alba

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No, there won't be any birthday-inspired ink for Jessica Alba.

But the celeb mom will definitely be celebrating her 31st birthday tonight with some pretty fancy guests. And when we say fancy, we're talking President Barack Obama-type fancy.

Oh yeah, she's not playing around.

Alba had exclusively told E! News that she will be spending her special day at the White House Correspondents dinner.

"I'm going to be in [Washington] D.C. on my birthday," she said. "I'm going to go for the White House Correspondents dinner. They don't know that they're throwing me a big dinner birthday party, but they are, secretly."

Now how sweet would it be if the Obamas busted out a surprise cake and sang for Jessica?!

Ahem, we're just sayin'.