• Presidential hopefuls John McCain, Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama each appeared in pretaped messages during World Wrestling Entertainment’s Monday Night Raw last night. Political critics complained this is exactly the sort of pandering to the lowest common denominator that has tarnished the otherwise respectable history of professional wrestling.
• It’s expected that tonight’s Democratic primary in Pennsylvania will hinge on the votes of white males. Finally, our time has come.
• David Hasselhoff’s publicist reported that the actor was admitted to the University of California Los Angeles Medical Center on Saturday to have “something removed above his eye.” Doctors from the hospital later identified the mysterious object as a previously overlooked scrap of dignity.
• Miley Cyrus has just inked a deal to publish her first book, an as-yet-untitled memoir. The first half will deal with reminiscences of her early life, while the remainder of the pages will be blank.