While we’re wondering who will play a young Sarah Jessica Parker in the inevitable Carrie Diaries movie (barf), is Tom Cruise’s next notorious flick actually more Oscar worthy than expected? And was Teri Hatcher denied access to an elite H'wood club? Also, which Gossip guy is clandestinely contacting a Hills hottie? All this and more gets answered and attacked in this week’s Truth, Lies & Ted—dare to check it out, will ya?