• Some people weren't that into Josh Groban's manic Emmy performance (see the clip above), so he took to vlogging to tell critics to "lighten up" and officially won our hearts. How cute is he?
• Natalie Portman and her hairy hipster boyfriend are dunzo.
• Trouble in Wall Street means more than a $700 billion bailout—it also means Clay Aiken only got $500,000 for his baby photos. It's tough times in celebrity magazine baby-photo-buying land.
• And about this Wall Street mess, don't ask Michael Douglas for advice—he's really not Gordon Gekko from Wall Street. That was just a movie.
• FreeCreditReport.com is forcing Ed McMahon to dress up in a ridiculous sweat suit and rap for a series of viral videos. The things you have to do to make a buck in this town.
• Word on the blogs is Britney will perform on England's hit show X Factor. Or maybe she'll just do a cute opening with Jonah Hill and pick up a few awards for a mediocre music video?