Sharon Stone Slinking the Blues Away?

Sharon Stone helps others with her body and bravado

By Ted Casablanca Sep 24, 2008 8:35 PMTags
Sharon StoneJean Baptiste Lacroix/WireImage.com

As you’ve no doubt heard, Sharon Stone’s reps are insisting the 50ish vamp/Oscar nominee is retaining her custodial rights with her son, Roan; ex Phil just gets full-time school privileges and primary custody.

It’s obviously not the deal Stone preferred. But how best to get through the disappointing news? Do what the babe was clearly born to do: hustle money from rich, horny, gay and straight charity types. I hear Stone’s back again this year for the annual Macy’s Passport AIDS Fashion Fundraiser. It’s really the best show of the fall—when Stone opts to run the auction portion of the evening.

Last year, Stone couldn’t make it and a supposedly professional auctioneer gal abysmally tried to rustle the green from folks. Nah, leave it to the slit-down-to-there amateurs, like S.S., honey, that’ll get him throwing the moola just for a chance to buy the clothes off Stone’s back. She’s practically down to selling her panties, live, just to get some more money for the cause, love this ballsy babe.

So too, will other buxom types like Kristin Cavallari, Liz Taylor, Cheryl Burke, Traci Bingham and other equally boobalicous, entertaining types be there. Santa Monica Airport’s Barker Hanger tomorrow night.

Be there or be bitten by a Komodo dragon.