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    Blind Vice! Brash Young Nobody Paws the Help and Hollers!

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    Stars new to the scene can be so stupid. They haul outta town and they think they can act all diva-like and nobody's gonna be the wiser.

    Uh, wrong! And perhaps no one's realizing this right now better than Consuela Conveyor-Belt, a newly minted star who thinks her stuff don't stink just because she went to the Oscars.

    Gosh, what did Consuela do, exactly?

    READ: Blind Vice! TV Crew Wants Demanding Diva Killed Off!

    She ditched that boyfriend's she's so busy pretending to be all hot 'n' bothered with and went to a resort popular with disco-eyed Angelinos. With some girlfriends.

    And when the partying gals hit a club which just happened to have a cocktail waitress who caught Consuela's eye, that's when things really got interesting.

    Consuela made a pass at the waitress. The server then got all offended and stuff. Probably had something to do with Ms. Conveyor-Belt sticking her hand up the waitress's skirt, ya know?

    The gorgeous worker-bee screamed bloody murder, at which point Consuela screamed even louder bloody murder! How dare you accuse me, don't you know who I am, and all that self-important crap.

    There was a scuffle and then management swept the whole thing under the carpet, as it were.

    Lesson learned: Sanctimonious B-listers who scream enough always get their way.

    Until their beards who don't like the unnecessary attention drop them faster than you can say, "Who's next on the conveyor belt?"

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