Another week is coming to a close, so you know what that means.
If you have no other holiday weekend plans (or even if you do) feel free to entertain yourselves with this beast of entertainment information, covering all the top stories from the previous week.
Trust us, you want to know what happened...
DECLARATION OF KIM DEPENDENCE?: Is Kanye West rapping about good pal Kim Kardashian in his recently leaked track, "Theraflu," when he says, "I'll admit I fell in love with Kim around the same time she had fell in love with him / Well, that's cool, baby girl, do you thing / Lucky I ain't have Jay drop him from the team." And then they spent, like, two days hanging out together in NYC! Normally we'd say run away as fast as you can, but...this could be pretty cute. Plus, as Kim K. says, "You never know what the future holds."
DYE HARD: Kourtney Kardashian defended her decision to color her hair while pregnant, just in case anyone planned on challenging her. Which you know they were...LeAnn Rimes ditches the blond and goes for a darker look.
SAD SURROUNDINGS: The final report on Whitney Houston's death noted that a "white powdery substance" was found in her hotel suite, along with a spoon and a rolled up piece of paper, and there were traces of said powder on a pocket mirror. Interestingly, the coroner and police findings don't specifically say "cocaine" was in the room, but it was in Houston's body when she died. The pop icon's autopsy showed evidence in her heart and nose associated with longterm cocaine use.
BABY SHOWER: Bruce Willis and Emma Hemming welcomed daughter Mabel Ray, their first child together...Bristol Palin's ex and baby daddy, Levi Johnston is now having a baby with girlfriend Sunny Oglesby...Hilary Duff shows off baby Luca...Rob McElhenney and Kaitlin Olson welcomed son Leo Grey, their second child...Barry Williams and girlfriend Elizabeth Kennedy welcomed daughter Samantha Rose...Shonda Rimes adopted daughter Emerson Pearl, her second child.
WEDDING BELLS: Alec Baldwin put an impressive ring on fiancée Hilaria Thomas.
ROMANTIC LEANINGS: Jeremy Renner denies the rumor that he's gay. Or, in his words, "it's not f--king true"...Emma Stone has kissed Ryan Gosling (onscreen) and Andrew Garfield (onscreen and elsewhere) and she discussed who's best.
FAMILY GATHERING: Beyoncé started tweeting to give herself a grand total of one post and close to 4 million followers. Plus, she put a delightful new photo album on Tumblr.
UNHITCHING POST: Peter Facinelli opened up about his pending divorce from Jennie Garth on Live! With Kelly...Heidi Klum officially filing for divorce almost three months after announcing her separation from Seal.
DANCING DRAMA: Jaleel White explains that the alleged fight he had with Dancing With the Stars partner Kym Johnson was more of a "disagreement"...Jack Wagner was visibly "shocked" to get the boot so early...Katherine Jenkins landed the first 10s of the season...Kate Gosselin responded to Tony Dovolani's slam at her dancing skill or lack thereof.
COMMUNITY CENTER: Chevy Chase and Community creator Dan Harmon are having a spat, made public when Harmon heckled Chase in front of the actor's family for allegedly ditching a taping early and then played Chase's angry voicemail during a comedy show—which "that bastard" admitted to in the form of a long written explaination/apology to Community fans.
REVERSAL OF FORTUNE: Donald Trump's Miss Universe Organization changed its small-seeming mind and allowed aspiring Miss Universe Canada Jenna Talackova, who is transgender, to compete for her country's title.
TV LAND: The slime was a-flowin' at the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards...Mad Men's "Fat Betty" stirred the pot...Deandre Brackensick was the latest Jennifer Lopez favorite to leave American Idol...Courtney Stodden doesn't let Gossip Girl diss slide off her satiny soft skin...Matt Lauer is staying with Today for the long haul...Kristen Wiig, Jason Sudeikis and Andy Samberg (aka, the famous ones) could be the next Saturday Night Live castmembers to go...Parks & Rec, Colbert Report among Peabody Award winners...Burger King pulled an ad starring Mary J. Blige...Ryan Seacrest joins NBC's Summer Olympics coverage...David Letterman and Craig Ferguson reup through 2014.
RECAPVILLE: Catch up on the week's episodes of One Tree Hill (the series finale!), American Idol '80s night, The Voice eliminations, Game of Thrones, Mad Men, Celebrity Apprentice, Khloé & Lamar and The Killing.
SCREEN PLAY: The Hunger Games blew past the $250 million mark...Bully gets the PG-13 rating that Harvey Weinstein had been harping for...Dumb and Dumber sequel with Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels in the works...Ashton Kutcher is going to play Steve Jobs in the indie biopic Jobs...Adam Sandler's Jack and Jill won a record 10 Razzies...Captain America sequel in theaters April 14, 2014...Olivia Wilde and Chris Hemsworth tie the knot in Rush...Peep the trailers for Rock of Ages, Sparkle, Bel Ami, Katy Perry: Part of Me and Total Recall...Read our reviews of Titanic 3Dand American Reunion.
LAW & DISORDER: Keith Olbermann made good on his animosity and sued Current TV, and then they came back with a countersuit...Nicolas Cage coughed up $6.25 million in back taxes for the IRS, and may still owe more...Lisa Robin Kelly busted for DUI...Amanda Bynes arrested for DUI after a late-night drive in Hollywood...NCIS' Pauley Perrette's ex-husband Francis Shiver getting booked after violating his restraining order.
HOSPITAL CORNER: Giuliana Rancic opens up about cancer treatment, family-planning options...Tila Tequila out of rehab...The Situation out of treatment...Gary Sinise sufferd minor injuries in a car crash...Larry Miller landed in the ICU after banging his head in a fall; a full recovery is expected.
FASHION FRENZY: Janet Jackson shows off Nutrisystem's slimming effects in new promo shot...Jessica Alba's sporting a sizable temporary tattoo...Selena Gomez debuts her new 'do for her next movie...Rihanna's hair went dark again.
SURREAL ESTATE: Katy Perry gets the $6.5 million house she and Russell Brand bought together in Los Feliz...A 9,000 square-foot mansion in Calabasas (the Kardashians' hood!) may be Justin Bieber's new home...Brooke Mueller bought Mel B's Tarzana, Calif., compound for $3 million...Ashton Kutcher bought the Hollywood Hills bachelor mansion he's been renting for roughly $3.6 million.
SEEN: Lauren Scruggs shows her amputated limb while out and about in Texas...Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez enjoying Subway sandwiches al fresco in L.A.'s Griffith Park...Gwen Stefani flaunting those abs in Cabo San Lucas...Drew Barrymore and a possible baby bump out in L.A....Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart joining Katy Perry at Chateau Marmont after catching a show at Hotel Café in Hollywood...R.Pattz paddleboarding solo (i.e. not with K.Stew) in Malibu...Minnie Driver and boyfriend Matt Felker enjoying the sun in the Caribbean...Supposed exes Eva Longoria and Eduardo Cruz dining at Chateau Marmont.