First thought: What's going on here? Second immediate thought: We wish we were Elton John.
Last night, the music superstar (along with many other artists) performed at Carnegie Hall as part of Revlon's Concert for the Rainforest Fund.
And spice it up he did!
While singing "Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend," John was seen gyrating—yes, bumping and grinding—with a Liza Minnelli-in-Cabaret-inspired Channing.
As if that wasn't enough, Elton even squeezed a piece of Tatum's tush with a nice, fat pinch. Jealous? Yeah, us too.
"It has become a custom at these shows for me to humiliate myself," John told the crowd.
We don't think he humiliated himself, but he did get us counting down the days till Magic Mike hits theaters.