Daniele Venturelli/WireImage.comFor those of us whose lives are but sad, hollow shells, Gwyneth Paltrow is here to help. The actress/mommy/sage to all mankind is launching her very own lifestyle website, GOOP.com, which she describes as “a collection of experiences [of] what makes life good. My life is good because I am not passive about it. I want to nourish what is real, and I want to do it without wasting time.”
Fans are said to be particularly looking forward to Paltrow’s tips on how to be born into a wealthy show-business family, how to date men such as Ben Affleck and Luke Wilson, how to win a Best Actress Oscar and become the highly paid face of Estée Lauder's perfumes, how to marry a rich rock musician like Chris Martin and purchase lavish homes in London and New York. Without wasting time.