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So, Betty Draper Francis put on some weight in 1966. So, what?
So, as you might expect from a world where Jennifer Lawrence's Hunger Games' curves rate unkind words, the knives are out—and the TV ratings are down!?
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Yes, but not by much.
Sunday's latest episode was one of cable's top shows of the week, with 2.9 million viewers.
That's off a little from last week's fifth-season premiere, but overall meant there were plenty of eyeballs ogling, if you'll pardon the expression, "Fat Betty."
The character's storyline development was spurred by actress January Jones' real-life pregnancy.
"Looks like Betty maybe already ate a baby or two," went one typical comment on the A.V. Club's episode-recap discussion thread.
"All I could think about while watching Betty last night was 'haha betty got fat,'" went another.
And then there was the inevitable: "I'm a terrible person Betty Draper is so fat, Jabba the Hutt said 'DAYUM!'"
If the Internet is not always kind, then at least TV viewers are more accepting, Nielsen-wise, of varying body types than of a show that "screwed its audience over and over again" last year.
Translation: Mad Men's Sunday lead-in, The Killing (1.8 million viewers), was off a lot (33 percent) from that show's season-one premiere.
Other TV ratings winners—and losers, per the latest broadcast and cable rankings:
• Kids' Choice Awards (6.2 million viewers): The good news is it was cable's No. 1 show. The bad news is it registered its smallest audience in five years. The troubling question for Justin Bieber is: Is the attraction in seeing him slimed just about over?
• Academy of Country Music Awards (13.1 million viewers): The ratings were about even with last year; the Taylor Swift train rolls right along.
• Game of Thrones (3.9 million viewers): The HBO giant was the anti-Killing: Up 74 percent—74 percent!—over its season-one opener. No cable drama was bigger.
• Punk'd (3.2 million viewers): The Ashton Kutcher prank series took five years off, and went straight back into cable's Top 20.
• The Voice (12 million viewers): The war with American Idol is off for now, as this show has been off for the past month. Last night's episode fell to an estimated 10.7 million viewers.
• Whitney (4.1 million viewers) and Are You There, Chelsea? (3.1 million viewers): The comedies closed out their freshman seasons on the low side. So, does Two and a Half Men's co-creator and freelance TV critic get the last laugh? Uh, no.
Here's a complete look at the top 10 most-watched broadcast shows, per the latest Nielsen rankings: