Fame Pictures• Lynne Spears is kinda annoyed that everyone "crucified" her family when Jamie Lynn ended up pregnant, meawhile Sarah Palin's family has been "celebrated."
• If taking life advice from Gwyneth Paltrow's poorly named website isn't exactly your thing, how about Kelly Osbourne's upcoming inspirational memoir? The book's goal is to help young girls "negotiate the minefield that is growing up."
• Bloomingdale's says the Lauren Conrad Collection "is, by far, the best-selling celebrity line we have." Guess we should all cut the smack talk?
• Scariest Speidi picture ever?
• Every so often, Patrick Dempsey enjoys a little spanking. Do with that info what you will...
• Little Hermione is all grown up, fiercely posing in fashion mags and applying to liberal arts programs in the U.S. Next she'll be asking us to call her by her real name: Emma Watson.