Happy Jennifer Lawrence Day, Awful readers!
OK, so it's hardly a national holiday (yet) but we just can't get enough of the candid, hilarious, tell-it-like-it-is J.Law.
And in true Jennifer fashion, babe kept us fully entertained in her Rolling Stone interview, where she chatted about everything from sex swings to stripping down for a very lucky costar.
Too much? Hardly! The outspoken star is never afraid to dish out a little TMI! So behold, Team Truth's top five totally uncensored moments from the ever adorable Katniss herself.
1. Jen Bares It All for…Zoe Kravitz?! Seriously. In her latest interview with Rolling Stone, the mag caught up with a few of Jen's costars to get the real scoop on the leading lady. X-Men: First Class costar and BFF Zoe Kravitz shared quite the epic J.Law tale:
"I'd met her a few times, and she was like, 'You should come over and we'll hang out.' So I go over to her apartment, and she opens the door in a towel. She's like, 'Come in, sorry, you're early, I was about to shower.' And she drops her towel and gets in the shower, and starts shaving her legs, totally naked. She was like, 'Are we here yet? Is this OK?' And I was like, 'I guess we're there!' "
LOL! And what a fab way to become fast friends. It's exactly that bare-all (pun intended) 'tude that makes Jen so popular with her fans and fellow actors. Could she be any cuter?!
2. Jen Asks Woody Harrelson About His Sex Swing: J.Law certainly knows how to make a first impression. Just ask Woody Harrelson, who plays the drunken Haymitch in The Hunger Games. The first time Jen walked into his trailer, gal took one look at his yoga swing and made a high-larious observation:
"I walked into his bus to introduce myself and the first words that just fell out of my mouth were ‘Is that a sex swing?!'" Jen revealed to EW.
Love! And while Jen was totally embarrassed by the sex swing slipup, Harrelson now admits it only made him adore her more:
"The first moment meeting this incredible, esteemed actress and she opens the door and is like ‘Hi Woody, I just wanted to say… is that a sex swing?!'" he remembers. "I laughed so hard, then I said ‘Well it could be.'"
Talk about a memorable first moment! Leave it to Jen to call it like she sees it.
3. Jen Reveals She's an Expert Pee-er: Not only can Jen pee in the woods (Kat-piss Never-clean, anyone?) but she can do it really fast. Or so she revealed in Rolling Stone:
"I'm the fastest pee-er ever," she proudly admits. "I'm famous for it."
Congrats, Jen! And it's probably safe to say you're the only Academy Award-nominated actress turned franchise queen who is proudest of her peeing skills. Hey, whatever makes you happy!
4. Jen's Got Her Mind in the Gutter: So we already chose this par-tick moment for one of our top five J.Law moments last week, but we had to mention it again 'cause Jen's penis comment is just a par-fait dose of TMI.
Let's refresh: Elizabeth Banks suggest a clever fan nickname for Peeta and Katniss—Peetniss, duh! To which Jen deadpans, "Yeah that sounds a lot like penis."
Quite the dirty mind Jen! But it is a catchy nickname—we fully applaud your moniker and the hilarious fan frenzy it ensued.
5. Jen Knows How to Work Her Fame: No doubt, Jen's landing loads of free swag from her H.G. fame. But unlike other stars trying to score some free Louboutins, Jen's just trying to land another TiVo after missing the Jersey Shore marathon:
"I got it [Jersey Shore] on TiVo, calm down. TiVo needs to give me three new TiVos now, because I've talked about it at almost every interview. And ever since Spanx at the Oscars, I know how this works. If I talk about it on an interview, I get it," Jen expertly explained to MTV News at The Hunger Games Los Angeles premiere.
And since Jen's flawless figure certainly doesn't need Spanx, we say, send a box her way, TiVo!
So there ya have it Awful readers—the five moments that make us think we've found our new BFF (lucky you, Zoe Kravitz).
Thank gawd no one told Jen some things are better left unsaid!
Or we'd have five less TMI moments to totally obsess over.