If you ever wanted to see Octomom Nadya Suleman nearly naked, well, now you're in luck!
Three years after giving birth to eight kids (she already had six), Suleman has stripped down to reveal her postbaby bod in the latest issue of U.K. magazine, Closer.
"I just pinged back into shape like a rubber band after the kids," she insists. "I don't know how I did it. I eat like a horse, don't count calories and have never owned a scale."
But if the sight of seeing the gal gets you anxious to pick up the phone and ask her out, think again.
"I get way too much male attention, but I won't date until the octuplets are 18—I live for them now," says Suleman, who claims she's been celibate for 13 years. "I know a lot of women like male attention, but I'll go out with no make-up on and wear tracksuits, a wig and even a fake pregnancy stomach to put them off."
But hang in there, fellas. There's still hope.
"I wouldn't rule out a relationship in the future," she points out. "But now, when men look at me, I look away and they know not to approach me. I know I'm beautiful—I don't need a man to tell me that."