Puff puff? Tsk-tsk.
Even by Madonna's standards, two scandals in one day has to be some sort of record. First, her music video is deemed too hot for the Internet, and then her 15-year-old daughter, Lourdes Leon, was caught by paparazzi sneakily smoking a cigarette in NYC.
They may grow up fast these days, but lest we forget, the minimum age for purchasing such vehicles for inhalation is a much older, wiser and heartier of lung capacity 18.
It doesn't take a genius to do the math on this one: Lourdes is a whopping three years shy of the legal limit. Uh, oops.